MEET SKEETER KITEFLY
in two disturbingly hilarious novels by P. S. Ehrlich
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the age of six she was already a natural-born ARSONIST: headstrong,
highstrung, bursting with energy, a buttoncute hyperball of fire. From childhood in the Sixties through teendom in the Seventies, she grows up (somewhat) to be a trim little taut little NIFTY little partybabe: eager to set any night ablaze, jampacked with artful antics |
The Ups and Downs of Skeeter Kitefly
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Until
she gets smitten by a man with blank unfurnished bedroom eyes,
who sends her into a full-tilt reel-to-reel slinketing spiraling tailspin. Left bereft and bewildered (but still buttoncute) on the verge of 1984, Skeeter finds herself searching for the Meaning of Life ... and not just the Monty Python movie. |
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So
she turns a deflated young teacher/cartoonist into her own personal sugardaddy/confessor, baring all her secrets in hopes of compactified enlightenment. But her sweetpoppa/confidant has a few hidden surprises of his ownand Skeeter Kitefly ends up getting a deal more than she bargained for. |
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Skeeter Kitefly's
Titular Assets
COMPACTIFICATION
behind the scenes
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GRUNTS OF
PASSION
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About the Author
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Last Updated
May 15, 2011
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The Ups and Downs of Skeeter Kitefly
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Skeeter Kitefly's
Sugardaddy Confessor
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Skeeter
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Titular Assets
and a furtive glimpse behind Ms. Kitefly's thrillingly condensed scenes:
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Unlikely Stories
Selections from the
Skeeter Kitefly books
(and other
P. S. Ehrlich output)
have been
published
online
in:
Ten Thousand
Monkeys
(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(6)
(7)
(8)
(9)
(10)
(11)
(12)
(13)
(14)
(15)
(16)
(17)
(18)
Unlikely Stories
(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(6)
(7)
(8)
(9)
(10)
The Sidewalk's
End
(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(6)
(7)
(8)
(9)
Thieves Jargon
(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
Entropic Desires
(1)
(2)
(3)
Pulse Literary Magazine
(1)
(2)
(3)
DigiZine
(1)
(2)
The Fiction Warehouse
(1)
(2)
The
Shadowshow
(1)
(2)
Organic Lit. Experiment
(1)
(2)
Wilmington Blues
October Moon
The Swamp
Open Wide
Bastard Fiction
The Cerebral Catalyst
Cherry Bleeds
Internet Fiction
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Printmag selections
have appeared in:
Arnazella
Spindrift
West Wind Review
Cacanadadada Review
Culebra!
Delirium
Dog River Review
The Duckabush Journal
Happy Lamb
irresistible impulse
Laundry Pen
The Lithic Review
Livonia
Lynx Eye
Not Necessarily
Over the Wall Review
Rhapsoidia
S.L.U.G.fest, Ltd.
South Coast
Poetry Journal
A
Split
Infinitive
Production
a
skincrawling
tale in a tub
(a little to the right of spring)
"If Seeing is
Believing,
then why am I not
breathing?"
Being (and Nothingness) with Vicki Volester
THE SAME AUTHOR
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three generations of
unexpectedly dramatic
family saga in
Fine Lineage
an elongated column
of family trees covering
an extensive string
of webpages
BAGELANNA
A Tale of the
Thrice-Ten Realms
(Skeeter Kitefly's
favorite book)
Contact the author at
admin@skeeterkitefly.com
or send snailmail to P. S. Ehrlich at
P. O. Box 13470, Des Moines
WA 98198-3470
The Skeeter Kitefly Website and Split
Infinitive Productions
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