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Skeeter
Kitefly!!

 


MEET SKEETER KITEFLY—

in two disturbingly hilarious novels by P. S. Ehrlich

bullet At the age of six she was already a natural-born ARSONIST: headstrong,
highstrung, bursting with energy, a buttoncute hyperball of fire.  From
childhood in the Sixties through teendom in the Seventies, she grows up
(somewhat) to be a trim little taut little NIFTY little partybabe: eager to set
any night ablaze, jampacked with artful antics—
 




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The Ups and Downs of Skeeter Kitefly

Part One
Part Two
Part Three

Skeeter Kitefly's Sugardaddy Confessor

Part One
Part Two
Part Three

bullet Until she gets smitten by a man with blank unfurnished bedroom eyes,
who sends her into a full-tilt reel-to-reel slinketing spiraling tailspin.
Left bereft and bewildered (but still buttoncute) on the verge of 1984,
Skeeter finds herself searching for the Meaning of Life ... and not just the
Monty Python movie.
bullet So she turns a deflated young teacher/cartoonist into her own personal
sugardaddy/confessor, baring all her secrets in hopes of compactified
enlightenment.  But her sweetpoppa/confidant has a few hidden surprises of his own—and Skeeter Kitefly ends up getting a deal more than she bargained for.
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Skeeter Kitefly's
Titular Assets


COMPACTIFICATION
behind the scenes


RoBynne O'Ring's
GRUNTS OF
PASSION

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TO BE HONEST


FINE LINEAGE


13 BLACK CATS
UNDER A LADDER


BOLSTER,
NOT MOLEST HER


MARAT ΐ LA MODE


BAGELANNA


OLD LITTER

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About the Author

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Characters

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Skeeterography

Etc.ography

Site Map

Links

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Last Updated

May 15, 2011
 


For all this and much more,

click here to check out what's in
The Ups and Downs of Skeeter Kitefly


followed by its sequel,
Skeeter Kitefly's Sugardaddy Confessor

 not to mention the subsequent series of
Skeeter Kitefly's Titular Assets


and a furtive glimpse behind Ms. Kitefly's thrillingly condensed scenes:
Compactification


PLUS, NOW AVAILABLE ON A WEBPAGE NEAR YOU...


 

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"Gleeful, high-octane humor."
—Unlikely Stories
 

 



 



Selections from the
Skeeter Kitefly books
(and other
P. S. Ehrlich output)
have been published online in:

• Ten Thousand Monkeys
      • (1)  • (2)  • (3) 
      • (4)  • (5)  • (6)
      • (7)  • (8)  • (9)  
     • (10) • (11) • (12)
     • (13) • (14) • (15)
     • (16) • (17) • (18)
• Unlikely Stories
      • (1)  • (2)  • (3) 

      • (4)  • (5)  • (6)
      • (7)  • (8)  • (9)
     • (10)
• The Sidewalk's End
      • (1)  •
(2)  • (3)
      • (4)  • (5)  •
(6)
      • (7)  • (8)  • (9)
• Thieves Jargon
      • (1)  • (2)  • (3)
      • (4)
• Entropic Desires
      • (1)  • (2)  • (3)

• Pulse Literary Magazine
      • (1)  • (2)  • (3)

• DigiZine
      • (1)  • (2)
•
The Fiction Warehouse
      • (1)  • (2)
• The Shadowshow
      • (1)  • (2)

• Organic Lit. Experiment
      • (1)  • (2)
• Wilmington Blues
• October Moon
• The Swamp
•
Open Wide
• Bastard Fiction
• The Cerebral Catalyst

• Cherry Bleeds
• Internet Fiction

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Printmag selections
have appeared in:

• Arnazella
• Spindrift
• West Wind Review
• Cacanadadada Review
• Culebra!
• Delirium
• Dog River Review
• The Duckabush Journal
• Happy Lamb
• irresistible impulse
• Laundry Pen
• The Lithic Review
• Livonia
• Lynx Eye
• Not Necessarily
• Over the Wall Review
• Rhapsoidia

• S.L.U.G.fest, Ltd.
• South Coast
             Poetry Journal
 


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three generations of
unexpectedly dramatic
family saga in

To Be Honest
 

Fine Lineage

an elongated column
of family trees covering
an extensive string
of webpages



BAGELANNA

A Tale of the
Thrice-Ten Realms



(Skeeter Kitefly's favorite book)



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or send snailmail to P. S. Ehrlich at

P. O. Box 13470, Des Moines WA 98198-3470


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